Since Minecraft is the only thing I truly excel at, I’ve decided to show my affection through it! I’m sure there are genuine gaming romantics among you, which is why I want to share my amazing idea! We should rename Minecraft to Lovecraft!
However, before we proceed, we need to prove that both ourselves and our beloved game are worthy of this title. So, let’s learn how to express love in the virtual realm!
Red Rose
We are all familiar with Creepers. They are green, hiss loudly, and tend to explode quite frequently. However, I invite you to view these fascinating creatures from a different perspective! Perhaps they don’t actually wish to harm you? Maybe they simply want to approach and whisper: “I love you”?
Just look at them—it’s like Romeo and Juliet, but in a blocky form.
Perhaps the Creepers are feeling quite anxious in your presence, which is why they tend to explode. In that case, I would like to extend an apology on behalf of all players and express how much they mean to us. Maybe we could offer them a red rose? It likely won’t lead to any dangerous outcomes… hopefully.
Well, it seems there won’t be a second date for us.
Delicious Dishes
Alright, perhaps I was a bit too pushy regarding the Creeper. But what about skeletons? We’ve discovered a creature that truly craves love and care. Just take a look at its bones. It’s in dire need of nourishment. This is where I come into play!
Doesn’t this skeleton resemble Cupid? Perhaps his arrow of affection will strike me directly…
They say the way to someone’s heart is through their stomach. However, in our case, you could simply reach through its rib cage and touch its little heart. Too forward? Definitely!
Alright, let’s get back to food. How about showcasing your culinary talents? Pumpkin pie, braised rabbit, or roasted pork? My guest will be thrilled!
Who would have thought that skeletons aren’t fond of meals? Perhaps I touched a nerve, reminding him of his past life… when he had a living body and could savor the flavors of food.
Dawn Encounter for Two
Alright, I admit it, I was a complete fool. However, my heart is filled with love that longs to be expressed in this world. I have another option—zombies. Nowadays, they are everywhere; we coexist side by side, perhaps it’s time to bury the hatchet and start anew?
Initially, the zombie refused to follow me, but when I promised him my heart, he agreed.
Food? With its peculiar craving for human flesh! Flowers? The creeper has already torn apart my beautiful bouquet of roses, ripped from the heart! So there’s only one option left, something that will melt anyone’s heart—watching the sunrise together!
Ah, but never mind, it was simply consumed by the flames of my affection.
Boating
Well, that was definitely a steamy date. His fiery heart captured my body, prompting me to leap into the water. But then an idea for another date came to me.
The villager appears to be annoyed, but it’s merely because he can’t love me any more than he already does.
This time, I’ve taken into account all the vulnerabilities of my partner and I’m confident that nothing can ruin this wonderful evening!
Indeed, that’s a fierce creature. The “no skating” sign escaped my notice, leading to the tragic demise of the villager before my eyes.
Treasure Hunt
My encounter with the Wanderer of the Edge stirred feelings of guilt over all my past failures. I will no longer gamble with anyone’s life and instead plan a simple, romantic date—treasure hunting!
Here we stand at the entrance to the treasure maze. Take note of the sign that reads “Maze of Love. No teleportation allowed.” 
This is a living maze where I’ve planted flowers. Do you know what awaits the Wanderer at the end? I’m there waiting with a bouquet! I’ve even crafted a heart-shaped frame to stand inside. All that’s left for me to do is look into his eyes and whisper those cherished words. Oh…
Perhaps he’s crazy about me? No, he’s just an old-fashioned nut.
Collaborative Building
It’s so comforting to be with someone who isn’t going to suddenly turn on me.
With the Wanderer of the Edge, I planned everything to ensure his comfort. However, I neglected my own needs. It was a mistake to gaze into his eyes… Apparently, monsters are not as straightforward as I once thought. Perhaps it’s better for me to show affection towards others instead. That feels much easier.
Love is in the air. And we too. We soar high above all these finicky monsters.
I spent Valentine’s Day surrounded by close friends, those who mean a lot to me. It’s possible to invite them into the game and create something together. This seems like the safest way to express my love in Minecraft Bedrock.
