The sale happening today is not just a small event. It’s not even an average sale. This is the largest sale ever held!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you think this sale doesn’t warrant 133 exclamation marks? If so, I’m sure you’ll be convinced otherwise shortly. This time, discounts apply to Marketplace content, merchandise, and even Minecraft itself. Here’s a brief list of what you can get your hands on: