Welcome to my horror shop for Minecraft, named “Little Mob.” Of course, I’m referring to a completely harmless little store filled with charming mobs that can become your loyal companions. So if you’re in search of a pet mob, you’ve come to the right place. I truly hope you find something that suits your taste because no one leaves here without making a purchase!
Why not adopt a mob as a pet? It’s fantastic! Pets are almost like friends, but better since they will never interrupt you while you’re sharing stories or criticize your fabulous haircut that you just got yesterday and are absolutely thrilled about! I’ve often wondered why I don’t have friends; it seems I’ve just answered that question… But that’s okay, at least I have my beloved pets!
We’ve compiled a list of mobs that would be perfect for home companionship. We even had some fun asking the developers of Minecraft who they would choose. I doubt you’re ready to hear their answer yet; it might shock you a bit.
Creeper
What pet could be better than the face of Minecraft? Honestly, looking at him makes me feel sorry for him. However, I hope the fact that nearly everyone on the planet knows him offers some consolation.
Pros: What pros? He’s a global superstar! Seriously, he’s simply explosive—literally! Run, friend, run!
Cons: Well, what do we feed him? Oh, I almost forgot another minor downside: if he explodes, you’ll die instantly. Good luck!)
Enderman
Trust me, this terrifying, long-legged creature looks like it crawled out of the most heart-wrenching horror films—it’s quite sinister! In reality, it just wanders around searching for a home. Of course, once it finds one, it goes hunting for all living things inside, but try not to focus on that.
Pros: Adorable purple-pink eyes that nobody dares to look into. Unusually long limbs from which few can escape unscathed. And the best part—loyalty. An Enderman will follow you relentlessly after your first encounter, keeping pace without slowing down until you decide to stop!
Cons: Not great with eye contact. Doesn’t respond well when I offer him water, even when I generously throw it right in his face.
“I think I’ll go with tropical fish. I’m a pretty busy guy, and they’re easy to care for, plus they remind me of Koi that live in my backyard,” – Jason Major (developer of Minecraft Bedrock).
Ghast
This fire-breathing entity emits typical ghostly sounds that can be quite unpleasant. But don’t worry; soon enough, you’ll get used to it and love this mob like your own child. That is until it starts crying like a baby—which happens, believe me, all the time, non-stop!
Pros: You probably won’t need any food for it since it’s already dead. Plus, you won’t have to place torches all over your house because it lights up any room it occupies. Note: Fire extinguisher not included.
Cons: To keep such a pet, you’ll have to make some sacrifices and move to the Nether in Minecraft Bedrock; otherwise, it’s impossible to maintain. But don’t worry, rent there is cheap these days! Just wondering why that is.
Spider Jockey
Alright, alright, spiders and skeletons aren’t the cutest mobs in Minecraft Pocket Edition, I admit. I should tell you that most buyers end up grabbing arrows and trying to take this mob down as quickly as possible! Don’t worry, I’ll include arrows with your purchase as a bonus. So, we have a deal, right? Please take this creature away quickly; I don’t want it to catch my scent again!
Pros: This isn’t just one pet; it’s two! That’s why I’m giving you two arrows.
Cons: Technically, you already have a skeletal pet living inside your body, so getting another skeleton might seem a bit greedy. You also have a favorite spider in your hair right now, just like I do, and like every person does, so getting another one would be downright awful!
“Well, technically, the only pet worth having is a sea pickle. What? That’s not a mob? Okay. My second choice would be a horse skeleton. Who else do you know that you can ride across the ocean? A horse skeleton is the least demanding and most loyal pet,” – Jason Burch.
Phantom
Are you so anxious about adopting a pet that you can’t even sleep? I have the perfect yet horrifying celestial beast for you!
Pros: At first, it may seem like it’s coming to attack you, but has anyone considered that maybe it wants to give you a ride high in the sky among soft clouds and blazing sunshine? Since you can’t sleep, why not find out? You’ll be the first.
Cons: You’ll have to stay awake for three days to spend any time with it. It’s hard to take for walks. Also, the last person who bought this creature hasn’t been seen outside for about a month. I hope they’re doing okay.
Iron Golem
This animated statue would make a decent pet choice. Much better than the statue I keep as a pet that cannot come to life. Should a person in their late twenties have a beloved pet? We’ll save that discussion for another time.
Pros: Sometimes brings you flowers! Such a sweet gesture until the neighbor sends you a bill for their ruined garden.
Cons: People might accuse you of not cleaning your pet properly when they see plant life literally growing on it.
“Without a doubt, I’d get myself a spider. I’d happily ride it into town or into battle. Why have a dog to protect you and your home from intruders when you can just have a giant spider? It’s even better; no one will dare approach you or your home. That’s what we need!” – Anthony Cloudy.
Wither
A three-headed monster? Friends, everything beautiful comes in threes! So let’s triple your payment.
Pros: Countless! Trust me, let this corruption-inducing cutie into your life, and I promise it will truly melt your heart. Hearts turn black when they melt, right? Is that what’s happening here? Something good?
Cons: Tripling heads means tripling the bills for pet food.
Guardian
Did you know that nine out of ten goldfish can’t even shoot lasers from their eyes? Pathetic. Fortunately, our next potential pet won’t disappoint and will shoot lasers straight at you. Please.
Pros: Will guard your underwater death fortress, making you feel less foolish when you decide to buy an underwater death fortress. Provides free laser-eye surgery.
Cons: I hoped its memory would be better than a goldfish’s, but unfortunately, it still didn’t remember my birthday.
“The animal I most often keep as a pet in Minecraft is a sheep! I have a large hill next to my house where all my sheep graze in every color imaginable. Perfect, as I love building with wool. Everything is almost perfect, but I’ve had some … incidents … while building fireplaces … They’re very fluffy and cute too!” – Agnes Larsson.
Pig
If Mabel Pines taught us anything, it’s that we all need a pet pig. This delightful little creature has captivated hearts with its adorable, guilty-looking face since the early days of Minecraft Bedrock. Wait, I’ve changed my mind about selling it. Please don’t leave me, my piggy!
Pros: Pink. Charming. You can put a saddle on its back to travel together around the world.
Cons: Hmm, watching this pig eat on four legs from a trough looks cute. But when I tried to do that, no one told me I couldn’t. How rude…
So which mob will you choose?
What’s going on? Apparently, selling mobs that can breathe fire online is illegal? Well, it seems my business is doomed. Let’s wrap this up quickly before the police show up at my door any minute now. So, we asked the lead developer of Minecraft Pocket Edition whom he would like to take home. Here’s what he said:
“If I could, I’d adopt a zombie Pigman. He would protect me from other monsters, even those that spit fire, because Pigmen are fire-resistant. Plus, lava lakes wouldn’t pose a problem for him,” – Jens Bergensten.
You’re a strange man, Jens. Brilliant, but strange. Anyway, I must go feed my favorite statue (I still believe in her). Goodbye!
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